Paralysis Metal Tee

☠ Y̴̢̯̥̯̒̕͝o̵̢̫͑͐̌̀̎u̷̡̨̱̳̯̿'̷̛̤̼̳̺̲́͗̈v̸̳̗̈̓͒ë̴̗̮̥́̎̈́̓͝ ̴̩̝̝̩̤̀̓̅͠ņ̸̹͙̝̯̏͊̋͊o̴͔̹͐ŵ̶̠͖̝̠͉ ̶͕̭͓̫͛̔̚f̵̛͎̼͊̆̂̈́ǫ̷̔̐͝u̵̖̎͠ǹ̸͔̩̳͍̱͑̑̾͘ḑ̶̓̍̚ ̵̨͈̜̞͔̑t̸͉̹͂͝h̴̳̭͚͙̅̐͗̄͘e̷͙͎̜̫̅̋̈͛ ̵̱͙̬͔̭̂̐ş̴̛̂̈́͑͊t̷̩͖́̌̔a̷͕̫̝̟̟̎͂p̶̡̛̩̤̈́̉l̵̪̮̰̀͂̇̃͝ẹ̴̟̞̈́̐̆̚ ̸͖̮͔͔̓̽͗t̵͚̹̲͐-̷̱͓͕̈̓̈́s̴͙͕̯̒̊h̶̡̜̱̟͗̉̓̾̏ȉ̷̩̞̖̌̓͂ȓ̴̹̬̥͎͕̈́t̵̫͂̓͜͠ ̶͕̥̱̯͔̄ő̴̞͗͠f̷̰̠̗̻͖̊̓͆͋̕ ̵̨͕̯͙͙̐y̸̢̲͐ò̵͎̈̏͝û̷̮͖̻r̵̻̈́̀̆̆ ̸̞͎̥̮̃̚ẅ̴́̆̊͐̿͜a̴̞̗̪̰̍̈́̃̏̉r̴͎͈̯̀̌ͅd̷͇̈́̐͜r̴̮̐͆͜o̶̠̔̂̑b̸̠̈́̈́è̸͍͓̞̑̄͊̀ͅ.̵̠̈́̚ ̵̧̼̞̼̾͜͠Ỉ̶͍͖͈̫͈̇̍͝ṱ̴̩̀'̸̡̬͔͖̮̀͌̐ṡ̴͔̜̳̦̤̈́ ̴̛̼m̸̹̰̻̱͊̀̆a̵̫͇̞̪͚͋d̶̦̩̬͚͋̚͜e̴̪̭̊̋̅̈́ ̷̲̕ó̷̹̰̻͍͂̆͑f̴̠̟̎ ̶̧͚̖̯̌̓͝1̷̫̺̜̪̀͛͛̌̈0̴̫̭͍̀̀̄͋͠0̷͉̦͕̂%̵͖̪̬̾͝ ̵̢̬͉̪͆̽͒r̴͔͛̈́͆i̵̯͂̂̔͝n̶̞͍̦͆̽́g̷̙̬̤̈̿̌́̇-̷̟̀̒̃s̸̪̹̩͙͗p̷̼̫̔u̶̳͌͌̽͗͝ṉ̸̬̣̇̃͗̈͐ ̶̟̠͙͚͈̀̐c̶̨̬͎̈́́ͅo̸̟͋̈́͋t̶̢̜͉̺̖͆̿͆̊͠t̵̢̲͕͇͙͝o̸͍̐̒̑n̶̠̙̺̖̥̈́ ̴̰̪̜̬̱̔̿̔̇͠a̷͕̮͇̓̃̋͒͝ͅn̶͔̦̗̹̈́́̿͝d̷͓̪̬̽́̔̄́ ̴͓́͘͝í̷̡͍̘̹̙̾̈́̍̀ś̶̪͕̠̤́̄̈͋ ̸̲͍͇͐͑s̶̻͑͘ȯ̸̖̻͐̅́͗͜f̶͚̎́̽̏ţ̴̈̚͜ ̵͚̤̱̝̯͛̀̍͂̂a̸̛͇̤̩̲̾̐̆ń̷̡̢͉d̷̥̤̃ ̶͈͒͐̀̉̅c̵̢͕̝̓̽̎o̵̟̪̩̦̅̀̆́ͅm̴̧̩̳̂̑f̵̨̐y̴̡̳̤̪̒ͅ.̶̥͈̼͎̀ ̶̡͚̱̼̿̈́̔̃ͅT̴̗̣̮̱̻̉̒̈́̅̐h̶̢̫̺͂e̷̝̘͊̏̀͋̽ ̶̨̣̙̲̆d̷͔̓͐̉̏͝o̵̢͆͊̑̒ǘ̵̧̬̪͎͝͝͝b̸̩̲̼̎̌l̸̻͆̓̔̿̌ê̴̢̺̮̍̚͘̕ ̶͎̹͑̑͘s̸̝̋̆t̸̨͇̹̂͘̚ḯ̵̡͉t̸̯̔c̶̲̩̍̿̕h̴̨̼̅̆͂̅͝ï̷̧͍͔͕̽̄͘n̷͉͑g̸̢͖͌̓ ̴̼͖̞͊̌̌ȏ̵͇̀̊̄͘n̴̺̿̄̐̃ ̷̨̛͉t̷̢̜̻͋h̷̳͒̎́̈́e̷̢͙̗̫̾͆͑͌̕ ̸̪̎n̸͖̣̹̘̮͒͘e̴͈͈̘͒̓̇̀̚ċ̶̤̂͜͝͝k̸̹̣̤̪̃̾̽ḻ̶̠̖̙͆̿̏̅i̵̧̾n̴͖͈͍̔̏e̵̜̐̍̆̕͠ ̷̡̩̹̦͂̎̓̓͛ạ̴̻̮͌̓n̶̼̲̙̏͆̏̈́̀d̴̡͉̱͚̮͑́̈́͊̕ ̵̧̜͎̀s̷̠̬̤̀͜ḽ̵̙͋ͅe̵̪̝̜͎͇͌̊͐̏͘ḝ̴͖̹̖̯̇v̷͓̳͔̗̈́e̸̟͖̳̯̠̒̿̓͘s̷̢̓̚ ̶̖̈a̴̟̓̅̾ḍ̷͒̕d̸͕̯̺̑͗͌̇̚ ̶͌͌͜m̸̞̠͊o̵̹̞̥͈̿̏̔͝r̴͓̘̲̹̿̆e̵̺̋̕͠ ̸͙͈̩̦͌́͌͊́d̷̤̺̜̪̞̏̾̚ũ̸̖͕͎̩̍̑ͅŕ̴̥̭͕̮͚͒͗̂ȁ̸͈̤́b̷̮̱̞̓̔͂i̴̙̥̳͇͗̉̓l̵̻̜͕͛̈̔i̴̽̅̌͘͜t̶̟̬̓̽̊y̷̨̩͌̔̕͝ ̵͇̙̒ṫ̸̬̗͌͝͝o̸̢͍̮͇͒̂̀͋ ̸̛̫͉͇̺̄̒͛w̶̖͎̾͑̚h̶̛͓̝̏͝a̶̠̹͑̆̓͝ţ̶̛͎́̒̚͝ͅͅ ̴͔͙̐̈́̌̌͠i̶̹̜͖̺̺̎́̏͝s̸͔̗̩͖̘̍̂̏̚͝ ̸̧̠̪̤̬́s̷̠̳͆̒̈́͌̕u̸͕̭̒͗͗̀ͅr̴͙̜̝̗̤̂͝e̶̥̞̝̾͌̂̔͝ ̴̘̟̗̮̌̀̅́̚t̸̮͔̥́̑͝͝ö̸̮̙́͐̆ ̵̳͈͇͈̣̉̓͐̎b̶͈̹͓́̋͂͜e̷̝͓̽̕͝ ̶͕͑̅̈à̸̲̤͍̂̔ ̴͕̦̝̘̖̀̑f̵̪̮̃ä̶̙̻͈̲́̀͂͛v̶̫̠͇̄̿́̚o̴̯̐̎͂r̴̜̫̿͜ỉ̷̻̻t̵͍̻̠͎̞͋̐̒͝e̷͇͈͋̾!̸̝̮͝ ̸̧̙̺̻̲̈́͒͐̏͗ ̶̪̱͇͛͋̍͋̂
̵̟͖̗̠̯̏̈̊͘ ⛧

• 100% ψ ṙ̸̠̖͈̊̂̕i̷̲̤̟̺͑̓̇͒̌n̶͓͐͂̽g̶̨̥̺͎̤̅̇̈́͆-̸̨̨̺͉̰̃̈́͌̈́͝s̶̲̮͑͝p̷͚̈́̑u̸̼̮̓͛͑̾̉n̷̥̊̓͌͑͠ ̷̜͈̼͍͐͠c̴͉̤͕̲̏͋͐͊ȏ̴̡̮͍̐͒̐ͅṱ̷̾͗́̕t̶͇̣̼͝ͅo̶͚̘͒͐͒́̾n̵̞̜͔̟͈̽ ψ
• Sport Grey is 90% ψ ṙ̸̠̖͈̊̂̕i̷̲̤̟̺͑̓̇͒̌n̶͓͐͂̽g̶̨̥̺͎̤̅̇̈́͆-̸̨̨̺͉̰̃̈́͌̈́͝s̶̲̮͑͝p̷͚̈́̑u̸̼̮̓͛͑̾̉n̷̥̊̓͌͑͠ ̷̜͈̼͍͐͠c̴͉̤͕̲̏͋͐͊ȏ̴̡̮͍̐͒̐ͅṱ̷̾͗́̕t̶͇̣̼͝ͅo̶͚̘͒͐͒́̾n̵̞̜͔̟͈̽ ψ, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% c̴͉̤͕̲̏͋͐͊ȏ̴̡̮͍̐͒̐ͅṱ̷̾͗́̕t̶͇̣̼͝ͅo̶͚̘͒͐͒́̾n̵̞̜͔̟͈̽
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from ☠ T̶̫͉̬̤̉h̶̲͉͉̖̀͆̀͘ě̵̬̦͍̋͋͒̚ ̵̘̽̋7̴͈̘̮͖̀t̴̺̭̭̟͙͂̂̕͝ḧ̷͇̮̺̓̎ ̴͇͔̅C̸̢̦͔̟̉̍i̴͉̯͙̕ŕ̵̨̧̳̱̖̐͐̀c̴͉̦̭͐̔l̴̢̡̠̲̀̅̅͠e̸͕̞͛ ̴͎̲̱̳͐̉͠͠o̶̖͌͗͜f̵̧̽̇́͐͌ ̸͇͉̮̫̒̈́́̌̒ͅH̷͎͔̫̽͘ȩ̷͍͕̲̤̔̈́͠l̸̢͚͆͜͜l̸̻̣̈́ ⛧

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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